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Happy Fathers Day

I really love my dad. So much in fact I made him a super hero.  dad.png His name is D/r. Find It. and he comes from planet Drywall. His super power is the ability to find anything thats lost. and he wears a leather jacket because other super hero costumes are lame.

His weapon is a double bladed chain saw that can cut anything.  Die.png Which he using sometimes to kill zombies.

His greatest weakness is back pain. Back pain is a big problem on planet Drywall and there trying to cure it.

D/r. Find It has an arch nemesis and her name is Gidget. Gasp Gidget is a dog that D/r. Find It owns but he hates her. She pees on his carpets, chews his chainsaw. And worst of all, try’s to lick his face.

I love this super hero so much I even made a comic. COmic.png But even tho he dislikes her. deep down he cares about her.

Happy Fathers day everyone.

 

-MyAwkwardLife

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What I Did To Cure Summer

When I was young I didn’t have a pool. (I still don’t :C) Because it was summer if I stood outside for too long I would turn into a puddle with a pair of glasses. Puddle So me and my sister came up with an idea.Light bulb.png in our backyard we had an old cooler that could hold water. (I think you know where I’m going with this) We cleaned it out with a hose and set it up to be filled. after it finished filling up we overlooked a problem.Size.png The size of me and the cooler was radically different. It was deeper then a kitty pool but, definitely not wider.

After I got in i felt like a mime without makeup trapped in a box.bluby.png Underwater.bluby It was great. At least it kept us cool. until a car drove by and saw two children sitting in a moist cooler which made us look less cool but whatever we still felt cool.

If today I had a big cooler I would do the same thing 100%.

-MyAwkwardLife

 

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One Thing I Can’t Resist

Most people should have a favorite drink.

And if you ask them what it is they should give a simple answer.

But me, if you even mention what my is, you have unleashed the small volcano eruption in my gut.Milk ;3 Its strawberry milk. but, not just any strawberry milk its Nesquik strawberry milk. If I had the money I would spend it on a 5 gallon container of the stuff. It should probably last years.

If you even slightly whisper the words “Strawberry milk” I will be there in a like 0.32 seconds looking like thiscoming

Some people would call it an “Obsession” but, I call it a passion. even for my birthday my brother bought me a  whole container of the stuff.it las

it lasted one and a half months. I was so depressed when I ran out. Then I found out my siblings had some then I was filled with rage. (i forgave them)

So, if you talk to me you shouldn’t mention strawberry milk, its not a good idea…

(hopefully I won’t draw with a mouse next time)

-MyAwkwardLife